Oh my, you actually clicked the about button. As the title of the site states, my name is Dirk Gadsden. But what it doesn't state is that I'm actually a demi-god walking among mortals. (Similar to Stephen Colbert, actually.)
 If you didn't believe a single word of what I just said, that means you're normal. Anyway, I'm a self-proclaimed web developer who does web design because I don't have time to do web developing. I would put a contact box here, but my attorney said I couldn't.